Doctor Certified
Certified that Mr/Miss______ ,working in your Organization, is suffering from Time-Bound illness.Due to which he cannot work more than eight hours a day and five days a week.
Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will cause severe health problems.The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as "come over weekend....","lets work on a holiday..","leave cannot be granted.." etc ,Which can directly lead to heart strokes.
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
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Dr. impatient
Cyber Clinic